"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!!!"

Scrabble is a SERIOUS sport

  • Brother: Its in the dictonary though so it counts
  • Me: Ok does not change the rule about using proper nouns in scrabble
  • Brother: It counts as a regular noun
  • Me: You do not understand the english language, YOU WOULD NOT SAY "YOU ARE A ZORRO"!!!!!
  • Brother: I would.....
rrose-cestlavie: “that boy is razor fine.” there is so much i love about this movie. Whatever happened to Sisqo?

rrose-cestlavie:

“that boy is razor fine.”

there is so much i love about this movie.

Whatever happened to Sisqo?


Seriously girls, dont let this happen

  • Me: Your friend text me....an hour after i gave her my number
  • Nami: hahah told you should have walked away
  • Me: No you didnt....I didnt even walk into that. She trapped me into giving her my number and you let it happen. You left me with no polite way of turning her down
  • Nami: hahah yeah i did
  • Me: You're fucking Judas thats what you are
Id like to think i was Orson Welles in my other life. If so ill avoid eating myself to death in this one…
Id like to think i was Orson Welles in my other life. If so ill avoid eating myself to death in this one…

20

bringthebeards:

weird.

your not 20 over here

Diablo Cody- Proving that Juno was as good as its going to get....
“I think I made, essentially, a mistake, staying in movies. But it’s a mistake I can’t regret, because it’s like saying, ‘I shouldn’t have stayed married to that woman, but I did because I love her. I would’ve been more successful if I hadn’t been married to her…’ You know?”
— Orson Welles

Anyone want to do a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 parody?

notoriousnat:

bringthebeards:

(via theramenking)

You mean like have a crappy old movie playing in front of us on a screen and us talking shit and mocking it? Yess.

JESSSSSSSSSS! count me in. <3 MST3K

I really want to do the original War of the Worlds. So cheesy.

Anyone want to do a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 parody?

bringthebeards: cpprhdroad: FILE - In this Dec. 6, 2002 file photo,TV pitchman Billy Mays … - Yahoo! News Photos I am honestly so sad about Billy Mays dying. I didn’t care about Ed McMahon, or Farrah, or Michael Jackson… but Billy Mays! I was looking forward to seeing him on tv forever?! ;_; It just feels wrong.. living in a world without Billy Mays: Best pitchman ever. hes what Al Boreland would be if he did a lot of cocaine

bringthebeards:

cpprhdroad:

FILE - In this Dec. 6, 2002 file photo,TV pitchman Billy Mays … - Yahoo! News Photos

I am honestly so sad about Billy Mays dying. I didn’t care about Ed McMahon, or Farrah, or Michael Jackson… but Billy Mays! I was looking forward to seeing him on tv forever?! ;_;

It just feels wrong.. living in a world without Billy Mays: Best pitchman ever.

hes what Al Boreland would be if he did a lot of cocaine